y0rkshire-tea:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

OH MY GOD AHAHAHA

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

Plot Twist:  Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

danbutt:

• no
• one
• cares
• that
• you
• queued
• that
• post

in my head:  constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant:  please i the soup want

17yr:

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person